What little kids think about the ocean. It's all entirely true of course. 1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6) 2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6) 3) ... [ More ]
Lou Dobbs may have dropped a hint that he was moving to FOX News in the last few minutes of his last show at CNN. I caught the little statement he made and luckily enough was recording it. I mentioned ... [ More ]
I almost started crying and had to hold my laughter, lest I wake the sleeping princess in the next room. Obama and Ahmadinejad do a duet of "Don't Go Breakin' My Heart Balls" by someone you should be reading every ... [ More ]
You really think you've heard it all when it comes to defending the "rights" of Muslim women to not be required to remove their headdress hijab thing at security checkpoints, but this response by Georgetown professor of Islamic history John... [ More ]
Well the only thing that the Anti-Defamation League left out in their little defaming post on me is actually outright calling me a racist, but I assume xenophobe and "anti-immigrant" is close enough for their aims. They have now done... [ More ]
The Democratic National Committee is holding a contest where it allowed people to submit what they wanted a billboard in Rush Limbaugh's hometown to say against him. They have narrowed it down to the final 5 and I found them... [ More ]
OK too much serious going on here and not enough funny. So here we have the world leaders testing Obama just as Joe Biden said they would. From my semi-good friends at The Nose On Your Face Tipped by: my... [ More ]
I laughed and laughed! You remember Congressman William Jefferson who was caught in a 2005 sting on tape accepting a cash bribe? The FBI raided and found $90,000 stuffed in his freezer. Jefferson is still on Capitol Hill, and even... [ More ]
So Ruth and myself were watching Colbert the other day and he mentioned how the girl in the logo for Chiquita banana was attractive, "she has a recognizable bust line" he concluded. So we were driving around and I remembered... [ More ]
So, I sit around and think a lot. I think about ridiculously stupid stuff that doesn't really matter and sometimes my brain goes wild. For instance one day I was sitting there drinking coffee or something and started thinking about... [ More ]