Who is this A-hole?

Is he:

A) Some office bully at work who won't let you get past him as you are returning to your desk
B) Posing for a new toy company that creates accurate action figures based off of a photo of you in a tough looking pose
C) Some douche who considers himself important while all of his beliefs are flawed

See Debbie Schlussel for the answer which isn't quite as humorous though I've categorized this as humor.