The Nose On Your Face has the exclusive on the group responsible for the recent spinach E-Coli outbreaks.
Center for Disease Control officials are reporting at this hour that they believe that they have determined the source of the e-coli bacteria that has tainted spinach supplies around the nation in recent days. Acting on a tip from an alert grocery store bag boy, the CDC and law enforcement authorities raided the San Francisco area house of 8-year-old Billy Ferguson, who they say is the kingpin of a dangerous vego-fecal terror network that spans the nation and possibly beyond.
You just have to read the rest.
(still giggling)
