Ahh trips to the park with the kids, you have to love them. We enjoy going there and we take a long walk of about a mile down this jogging path to get there. We've seen lots of nature like squirrels, hawks and pedophile peeing dogs.

You see there's this one house we pass on the way there. Every time we go there's a black Labrador outside playing ball with his owner. He's quite the dog catching balls in his mouth on the run and returning them with grace. He's a happy dog especially when he sees my kids coming. He runs over and slows when he comes to them with this goofy grin on his face. He'll rub up against their legs looking up with that "pity me" look on his face. Then it happens.

He rolls onto his back all stretched out waiting for the gracious petting from the kids. As they rub his belly he gets really, really excited and lets out a jet of urine. It's freakin' disgusting.

The first time it happened we kinda ran away and headed on our way to the park laughing. On another trip we had forgotten about the perverted dog and just remembered it as that "great ball catching dog". Upon rubbing his belly he peed again. Disgusting animal.

The second time I actually yelled out "ewww disgusting" as I quickly remembered last time. It was quite hilarious because when I turned around the owner called his dog and then gave me a dirty scowl.

So, the pedophile peeing dog is now a commonly mentioned item in my house by my youngest one who will randomly bring up the subject while we're watching TV, eating dinner or just sitting around.

The next time one rolls over for you to pet it, be forewarned, you too may become the next victim of a pedophile peeing dog.