The first Hooters opened in China this week. Let me repeat that. The first Hooters opened in China this week. The oxymoron of the century has been implemented in the form of a restaurant chain.
Now don't get me wrong I absolutely love Asian women, more than you'll ever know. I could write a thousand odes just about the small of the back of an Asian woman -- if I knew what an ode was. I'm not so blind to the fact that the majority do not have, how you say, hooters.
Located in an upscale mall in the foreigner-friendly Hongqiao district, the outlet adds to the more than 375 stores now operated by the chain famed for its busty waitresses clad in clingy low-cut tank tops and high-cut shorts an image the company describes as "delightfully tacky, yet unrefined."
So much for corporate identity. The funniest part of the story is this line though
"I don't know much about this restaurant, but generally, American food is not known for any particular virtues." said Xue Yuanqing, a director with the Shanghai Culinary Association.
Well Mr. Xue we are very well known, you pompous ass. We are well known for our high fat and grease content, so there!
Originally Tipped by Cameltoe.org who says "Do the corporate visionaries at Hooters even see the irony here? It would be like having OJ as the spokesman for Chick-Fil-A.". Go read the rest, you'll be crying.
Only found ths site by accident while trying to find the address of the new Hooters here in Shanghai!!
Boring and obvious jokes about Chinese women. Spend 2 years here then go back home and look at the women there: what do they eat to get like that? WHALE MEAT??
Anyway, my first encounter with Hooters was in Singapore with my buddy Melvin, so that was the benchmark for me, so no disappointment .
Posted by: keith at
November 12, 2004 12:46 AM
Hey Keith,
It was obviously a humorous post on my part. I have been to Hong Kong and Singapore and it took months to get the soreness out of my neck from staring down at all of the beautiful female lower extremities there.
Trust me, I've been all over Asia and even lived in Japan for several years, I love the women. It was just a funny post on a stereotype and not meant to be taken seriously.
Then we are partners in same kind of humour!! I also like to provoke response. Diversity rules as far as women are concerned with me: love 'em all, whatever the colour, nationality (or size).
I have now saved yr site to my "favourites" folder.
Keep posting!
Posted by: keith at
November 12, 2004 01:55 AM
You have the same opinion as I do on women, diversity.
OI I live in China and i have for the last two years I want to know where a hooters is near my home lol at the chance i might find one girl there with "hooters" lol i know the odds are low but i ll take my chances good stuff i laughed for a while
Posted by: Jeffrey Hill at
March 28, 2006 09:42 PM
I AGREE. Chinese WOMEN ARE MY WEAK SPOT...
Posted by: james at
May 3, 2006 02:03 PM
im not a breast man so i dont care if they are flat or not, im personally into cameltoe, i love those shorts, especially on nice little asian chicks with as awesome 18 year old body, except theyre in their 20s and 30s, i really dislike the little aprons covering up the goods.
Do all of you have bad taste? these girls are so ugly. They're so fat they look like pigs. I know girls that look 100x better than these.
Posted by: Junki at
October 22, 2006 02:36 PM
I love chinese chicks, they are so hot and wet...........they suck so well..........i wish i could get them all........i could give them all my strength.
Posted by: Nick at
March 20, 2007 03:14 PM
fuck all of you ,i like the girl who come from your homeland,
The first Hooters opened in China this week. Let me repeat that. The first Hooters opened in China this week. The oxymoron of the century has been implemented in the form of a restaurant chain.
