Here are some of the strangest ways people found their way to Diggers Realm via search engines over the past few months. Culled from the site access logs, commentary provided.

August

eats neighbor

I'm sure this one came from an entry I did called "Filipino Family Kills and Eats Neighbor for Tripping Over Daughter"

kerry killed his wife

Oh he did, did he? Well even if he didn't, the line forms on the right. *gestures*

peeing in the shower

Totally disgusting, yet I know that 42% of you Americans reading this do it.

man nails wifes mouth shut

Had to have come from my entry "Filipino Man Nails Shut Wifes Mouth". Gotta love them Filipinos! *looks over at wife* keep talkin...

September

fuck zarqawi

My sentiments exactly.

hamsters and diggers

No comment. *blush*

peeing dog

Ok this is a sicko. Who the hell searches for peeing dogs on the web?

Attack of the Librarians

Great movie! Well no, I don't think there was a movie titled that, but I can only imagine what the searcher was looking for. Here's what they probably found though "Pumped Up Librarians Attack MPAA And Business Software Alliance".

groosom pictures

Learn to speell, then head to The Jawa Report for all your groosom picture needs.

i missed a court date

Hey what a coincidence searcher, so did I!

old man with gun
old man with a gun

Everyone loves a good old man with a gun.

pedifile

Sicko bastards! You came looking for kiddie porn and what you got was "The Pedophile Peeing Dog". The sick thing is that they actually clicked the link with that title while they were looking for porn!

what does john kerry offer as president

That's what I've been asking all the liberals out there.

October

DOG PEEING IN HOUSE

Poor searcher, was looking for doggie training and found my site. Talk about misinformation.

Alicia Keys Chest Hair
alicia keys chest hair

You sick bastards! They were probably refering to Say Anything's post with her hairy chest, but ended up on my site. Why would someone search for it though?

Old man with gun

The ever popular "old man with a gun" search.

begging Mexicans

Yep, lots of begging mexicans here. Including Art Torres, illegal aliens and that dickhead Bustamante who ran against Arnold in the California recall election.

brains being blowen out of peoples heads

Probably doing a physics report for college.

if no one believed in you lyrics

Have no idea what this song is or who sings it or how the hell they ended up on my site searching for it. If you know drop the answer in the comments and I'll give you nothing for your trouble!

islam bullshit religion

Yes, probably for those non-muslims out there. Of course if you ask my buddy Tom, so are all the others.

jokes about eugene armstrong

No. No, jokes about him and you're just as sick as the "peeing dog" guy above.

kerry is a retarded liar

well not literally he isn't. I'm sure the searcher ended up at my entry "John Kerry, Job Liar" or "Democrat Running For Congress Passes Out Retarded Flyer" I'm not sure which.

peeing dog woman

Would make a good comic strip.