You just have to love this story.
Rusty over at The Jawa Report gets some strange emails. In between the gay search engines and the constant marriage proposals, sometimes he gets one from a real terrorist who is illegally in the United States. This time though the unlucky terrorist ran into one of Rusty's badass readers and is now in jail after being hunted down by the FBI like the dog he is.
You just have to read this one.