(Phoenix, Arizona) Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio has launched a hotline to report on illegal aliens.
Wow! I think I can hear alien Arizona glutes puckering all the way from Ohio.
Meanwhile, in Hartford, Connecticut, an illegal alien municipal ID Card program is being launched.
What a great country! We have a city that issues a card which certifies that a person has broken the law. Sheriff Joe might think about doing the same thing.
"Hey, guys! If you're illegal, come on in to the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office for your ID card."
Sounds like a plan.