In the final chapter of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, his body has been secretly buried in an unknown location in Iraq. Ignoring requests by his family that his body be returned to Jordan for burial -- of which Jordan said they wouldn't let his body stain Jordanian soil -- his body was handed over to the Iraqi government who took care of the dirty deed of handling his cursed corpse.

In a laughable statement, Abu's older brother said it was all a lie and that "Bush took his body to the United States,".

Yahoo/AP

Slain terror leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi has been buried in a "secret location" in Baghdad, Iraq's national security adviser said.

Mouwafak al-Rubaie would not say when the Jordanian-born militant, who was killed June 7 in a U.S. airstrike northeast of Baghdad, was buried, or give any specifics on the location of the grave.

Tipped by: Captain's Quarters who asks the question "what would Bush have done with the body here in the US -- put it on display, perhaps down the Mall in Washington for the Independence Day parade?"

Maybe plant his head on a pike outside the White House? Maybe on a silver platter?