I've just been sitting here posting and I swear that the whole entire Fox & Friends morning show on Fox News that's been on in the background has been a two hour commercial for American Idol.

WHO GIVES A FUCK FOX NEWS! How about reporting some real news you bastards!

In a few years all of you American Idol "fans" are going to feel like idiots, just like all those people who used to be obsessed with Star Search so many years ago.

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Update: (5AM PST)

Great it looks like the next hour is going to be more of the same since the lead off story is "American Idol, who will win?" and they're taking a trip to the Kodak theater where the show's going to be. Well fucking good for you Fox News. I'm switching to CNBC to watch Squawk Box where I have to put up with the annoying smarmy asshole you see to the right -- Joe Kernan -- who talks down to you and just has a crappy personality in general.