The lazy man's, short edition in the continuing saga of interesting and thought provoking news from around the web.

There's sure to be something you've missed around the blogosphere. See if you can get through these in under 80 seconds -- or 80 minutes for that matter.

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Michele over at A Small Victory used to be a witch. Well not really, but wishing death on someone can sometimes backfire.

Congrats to Captain Ed on entering the "Higher Being" level on the TTLB Ecosystem.

The Education Wonks have a couple articles. First, in "What Was She Thinking" a teacher split her 3rd grade class into two and then praised one side while demeaning the other. The second, Elementary school students trying to hijack their schoolbus.

Michelle Malkin tells us of UN workers onboard the USS Lincoln being arrogant pricks.

Rob at Say Anything brings us two great things, jewels and breasts. First, in jewels we have a national treasure hunt

There’s an unclaimed $1 million out there — somewhere.

The jackpot is actually 12 jewels hidden in very public places around the United States.

In breasts we have hope springing free

As a Ventura County public defender, Liana Johnsson has handled many life-changing cases, but her biggest public crusade these days has been going topless.

AlphaPatriot tells us that crime is out of control in the UK.

people are more likely to be mugged, burgled, robbed or assaulted here than in America, Germany, Russia, South Africa or any other of the world's 20 largest nations.

Watcher of Weasels voted and I placed 3rd for my entry "Illegal Aliens and Immigration Reform Report #4. The highest placement so far for one of my entries.

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