Happy New Year to all, that's all you're going to get from me because I thought 2004 was a piece of crap that deserved to die a horrible death.

There's sure to be something you've missed around the blogosphere. See if you can get through these in under 80 seconds -- or 80 minutes for that matter.

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Michele at A Small Victory keeps her tradition of aiming low going with her easily attainable New Years resolutions.

Beautiful Atrocities covers the disappearance of Connie Chung with his entry "I Married A Cracker".

Chad at In The Bullpen shows me the ultimate respect by giving me a backhanded compliment. He also covers "Teens and SUV's" which I was going to link to, but changed my mind...oops I did it again.

David at In Search Of Utopia turns 1,000,000 ... hits that is. Congrats! Even though he disses me in the comments section by giving me no street cred.

Julia's Java Joint poses the question "Should Someone become a Mother at Age 67?" Well should they? Go tell her now!

The Education Wonks are outraged at a school beating by a bully that his friend videotaped and then the school blaming the victim for not reporting it. Hell, I'm outraged too! Those bastards!

Rob at Say Anything cranks up the wiener jokes as he covers the "Hot Dog Prostitutes".

John Little over at Blogs of War tells us that Sirius satellite radio surpassed 1 million subscribers and goes on to review the system he got for Christmas.

AlphaPatriot Looks into whether India is "the new Europe".

Outside the Beltway says happy New Year and invited new year posts so here's mine.