Wow. I mean just wow. The most non-sexual person in the world, that's how I'd describe Bill O'Reilly of Fox News' The O'Reilly Factor
. O'Reilly, 55, filed an extortion lawsuit
against Andrea Mackris, 33, a Fox News producer, who has now filed a sexual harassment suit against him. In the extortion lawsuit, O'Reilly claims he is the target of a $60 million shakedown bid.
In Mackris' lawsuit documents, which The Smoking Gun has obtained, she claims in detail, some of the things O'Reilly said including these alleged incident below.
Defendant O'Reilly informed Plaintiff Andrea Mackris that he was watching a porn movie and babbled perversely regarding his fantasies concerning Caribbean vacations because, purportedly: "Once people get into that hot weather they shed their inhibitions, you know they drink during the day, they lay there and lazy, they have dinner and then they come back and fool around... that's basically the modus operandi."
O'Reilly further stated:
Well, if I took you down there then I'd want to take a shower with you right away, that would be the first think[sic] I'd do... yeah, we'd check into the room, and we would order up some room service and uh and you'd definitely get two wines into you as quicky as I could get into you I would get 'em into you... maybe intravenously, get those glasses of wine into you...
You would basically be in the shower and then I would come in and I'd join you and you would have your back to me and I would take that little loofa thing and kinda' soap up your back... rub it all over you, get you to relax, hot water... and um... you know, you'd feel the tension drain out of you and uh you still would be with your back to me then I would kinda' put my arm - it's one of those mitts, those loofa mitts you know, so I got my hand in it... and I would put it around front, kinda' rub your tummy a little bit with it, and then with my other hand I would start to massage your boobs, get you nipples really hard... 'cuz I like that and you have really spectacular boobs...
So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind... and then I would take the other hand with the falafel[sic] thing and I'd put it n your pussy but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business...
During the course of this monologue, Defendant Bill O'Reilly suggested that he would perform oral sex upon Plaintiff Andrea Mackris, and that she would start to perform fellatio upon his "big cock" but not complete the sex act: "you'd tease me, like you wouldn't really do it, you'd just like - 'cuz I know you... you're like a tease."
During the course of his perverted ravings, Defendant Bill O'Reilly told Plaintiff they would then engage in sexual intercourse.
Jeez, if this is true O'Reilly has no imagination. A simple shower with some loofa and boobie play, a tad of some oral sex and then some sex. How lame!
You better brace yourself for this next part though, just warning you, it could mentally scar you for life.
During the course of Defendant Bill O'Reilly's sexual rant, it became clear that he was using a vibrator upon himself, and that he ejaculated. Plaintiff was repulsed.
I warned you dammit, but you didn't listen to me!
Immediately after climaxing, Defendant Bill O'Reilly launched into a discussion concerning how good he was during a recent appearance on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno:
At this point, according to the complaint, O'Reilly turns into a street slang using homey.
After climaxing, Defendant Bill O'Reilly again boasted that none of the women he'd engaged in sexual relations with would ever tell:
"Nobody'd believe 'em... they wouldn't [tell] anyway, I can't imagine any of them ever doing that 'cuz I always made friends with women before I bedded them down.
Sounds like O'Reilly to me. Just bedding those bitches and 'hos down!
Another incident noted includes a Thailand sex show.
During the course of this dinner, in approximately May 2003, Defendant Bill O'Reilly, without solicitation or invite, regaled Plaintiff and her friend with stories concerning the loss of his virginity to a girl in a car at JFK, two "really wild" Scandinavian airline stewardesses he had gotten together with, and a "girl" at a sex show in Thailand who had shown him things in a backroom that "blew [his] mind." Defendant then stated he was going to Italy to meet the Pope, that his pregnant wife was staying at home with his daughter, and implied he was looking forward to some extra-marital dalliances with the "hot" Italian women.
What's weird about this part of the complaint is that the "girl" as a sex show in Thailand is in quotes. Is this insinuating that it was a benny-boy as us sailors used to call them? These are transvestites who try to seduce sailors. Surprisingly benny-boys look strikingly female like with slim asian builds. Ok enough about benny-boys, onto the other alleged O'Reilly sex stories!
During the course of O'Reilly's telephone monologue on August 2, 2004, he suggested that Plaintiff Andrea Mackris purchase a vibrator and name it, and that he had one "shaped like a cock with a little battery in it" that a woman had given him. It became apparent that Defendant was masturbating as he spoke. After he climaxed, Defendant O'Reilly said to Plaintiff: "I appreciate the fun phone call. You can have fun tonight. I'll appreciate it. I mean it." Plaintiff felt as if the floor had fallen out from beneath her. She was shocked, frightened and upset. She felt trapped.
If allegations prove true I'm sure this will be turned into a best-selling porn video with some weird name like The 'O' Reilly Factor
or some such.
I'll keep an eye on these allegations and the extortion allegations, as they are compelling. One person has to lose, whether it is O'Reilly or Mackris only time will tell.
H/T: Ace of Spades and here for the tip on the story.
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Fox has moved to fire Andrea Mackris: Fox News To Fire Andrea Mackris, Who Filed Sexual Harassment Lawsuit Against Bill O'Reilly
Rooftop Report on the he said, she said.
Oliver Willis is, of course, happy and wants tapes since the quotes seem to be in depth enough to have come from audio tapes.
Say Anything has favorite quotes and notes the immediate ties to Bush.
Right on Red is sick of Bill and not surprised at the charges if you listen to the radio show (which I don't).