// Got into some programmer zone and went at it for a long time, but I'm back and here's a little code for you.

if(you_like_Dr_Suess) {
Blackfive has a great article on life lessons from Dr. Suess. Profound.
}

for(Newsweek; poverty == immigration; newsweek++) {

The Census statistics are both better and worse than advertised. They're better because the middle class isn't vanishing. Many middle-class families achieved large income gains in the 1990s and—despite the recession and halting recovery—have kept those gains. They're worse because the increase in poverty in recent decades stems mainly from immigration. Until our leaders acknowledge the connection between immigration and poverty, we'll be hamstrung in dealing with either.

}

hat_tip="Michelle Malkin";

while (Kerry == Coward) {

John Kerry looks over at the crowd ... and BOLTS down the side stairs!

Ramblings'_Journal++;

}

print "John and Teresa pay an effective income tax rate of 12.8%\n";

exit;