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October 26, 2005

The Inner Workings Of An Indian Outsourcing Company Revealed: Internal Flamewar Email Released On The Internet

An email between the CEO of Sentient Infotech Pvt. (Rishi) and an ex-employee (Sanjeev). God help me if I ever have to work with people like this. This CEO is so professional in the way he responds as well. He's ...
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October 16, 2005

Whites Riot At Racist Black Nazi Rally In D.C.

Whites rioted and burned police cars and private businesses in Washington D.C. after a black Nazi rally was held downtown last night. The riots occurred after a peaceful free speech call to black supremacy rally. The whites threw bottles and ...
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September 18, 2005

Proceeds Of "Girls Gone Wild: Mardi Gras" Donated To Katrina Victims

The company behind the Girls Gone Wild series of videos, Mantra Films, has announced it is donating the proceeds of Mardi Gras versions of the videos from the time the Hurricane hit to the Red Cross to help Hurricane ...
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September 16, 2005

My Thoughts On Britney Spears Having A Baby

Well, I personally don't give a crap about Britney Spears' baby or her C-section, so I've tricked you into reading what someone else said about it. I read the funniest thing in the comments over at the Wizbang! post on ...
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May 30, 2005

What Is Your World View?

I took another of those wacky quiz things. This one is on your world view. They should have just called me a Realist. I put the quiz under Humor as most of these things are a joke. If you take ...
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May 12, 2005

What Political Typology Are You?

I didn't know whether to file this under humor or politics, so I put it under both. Pew research has a new questionnaire/quiz thingy that shows where your political typology fits. I came down as Disaffected. Which is totally wrong. ...
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May 11, 2005

Hispanic Groups In Arizona Call For Three Day "Boycott" [Update]

Hispanic groups show once again their ridiculousness by calling for all Hispanics to stay home from work and not to spend money in a three day "boycott". This was tried in California and actually pointed out the lack of impact ...
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April 12, 2005

Sphincter Bleaching The Newest Cosmetics Rage

The latest rage among women trying to make themselves beautiful is asshole whitening. You heard me right, asshole whitening. Using chemicals beauticians are now whitening the assholes of a whole bunch of insecure women. Humorous or sick, I'm not sure ...
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April 09, 2005

Digger As A South Park Character

Oh Yes, Yes Indeedy! Create your own here and be sure to see these other bloggers and a large gallery at Beth's. Rusty Preston Pirates Cove Lime Shurbet Tempus Fugit Secure Liberty And don't forget to see the growing gallery ...
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March 31, 2005

Learn Your Personality By Drawing A Pig

Head over here and draw a pig with your mouse. After you are done it will tell you what your drawing means about your personality. Below is my pig but don't copy it, draw the pig however you want, sideways, ...
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March 29, 2005

Which Incredibles Character Are You?

So Michelle Malkin took this little quiz on which Incredibles character you are. I decided to take it and see. I was not surprised that I ended up being Violet, the invisible girl daughter, not because I like dressing up ...
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February 02, 2005

Homelife Security Warning

This just in. A new alert system has been put in place for homes across America. It is the Homelife Security Warning. Live it, learn it and obey it! Found at Speed of Thought (Via The MUSC Tiger) ...
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January 29, 2005

Monkeys Will Pay For Monkey Porn

Yes, monkeys will give up their juice to look at some hot monkey chicks ass. They'll also give up some of their sweet stash for pictures of higher ranking monkeys, even if they've never met them. Live Science A new ...
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January 20, 2005

Search Engine Results From An Angel

In the tradition of my Super Silly Searches, Statistics and Superstars, Rogue Angel brings to you search terms people used to find her site. Excerpt: fuck contest (haven't been in one of those) menstrual blood art (you are sick, dude) ...
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January 18, 2005

Mass Of Conservative Bloggers Outed In Huge Payola Scandal

A massive amount of Conservative bloggers have been exposed for accepting payola to push the Republican agenda. This news is devastating to the Conservasphere and could have long term ramifications. Get the low down here Tipped By: Michelle Malkin ...
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January 11, 2005

Michael Chertoff, Director Of Homeland Security, Who Is He?

So this fellow Michael Chertoff has been selected as the new Director of Homeland Security. Lee from Right Thinking From The Left Coast asks "who?" I thought the same thing. To fill us in on who this fellow is, we ...
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Jobs You Can't Get Fired From

So, you're sitting around unemployed. You've gone through all the online job sites daily for 3 years and want a job that you can keep for more than 3 months without getting laid off. Well Beautiful Atrocities has the help ...
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December 30, 2004

Fat Women Have More Kids While On The Pill

We have some disturbing news coming into our offices here at The Realm today. It seems that recent research has found that women that are obese are more likely to get pregnant while on the pill and therefore have obese ...
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December 16, 2004

Washington Times Columnist Rips Me Off

That's right, they ripped me off! In Tony Blankley's latest Op-ed piece not only does he use a controversial, yet funny headline for a conservative, but he goes on to praise Hillary Clinton for her latest immigration comments. My entry ...
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December 10, 2004

All Female Wells College Decision To Allow Men Draws Lawsuits And Some Student Exodus

Ahh, I just love the smell of sexism in the morning. Wells college, an all girls school, decided to go all politically correct and allow men. They now face not only lawsuits of breach of contract, but threats of students ...
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December 07, 2004

"Never Fear, Deadly Digger Will Save You!"

Michele at A Small Victory tipped me off to this Super Hero Creator at UGO she found via Rox Populi. Therefore I present to you my Super Hero! If you make a Super Hero yourself, trackback so I can see ...
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December 02, 2004

Reforming The UN, The Ace Of Spades Way

Ahhh, my buddy Ace of Spades is up to his old tricks of turning humorous subject matter into serious lists -- or is it the other way around? Well, whatever, here's a taste of his recent one on UN reforms, ...
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December 01, 2004

Someone Buy Me This For Christmas

It's only $9.99 If above link is broken Click Here for a backup. ...
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Kiran Chetry On A Pogo Stick

Just because I can I present to you, everyone's favorite Fox News cutie, Kiran Chetry -- on a pogo stick. And just a couple others from Halloween, where she dressed as Lara Croft from Tomb Raider. ...
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A Winter Story Of Youth

Michele over at A Small Victory has a very funny, thoughtful and well written story of her youth and a pack of friends as they went caroling when she was just a young lass. Here's an excerpt. Our trudging through ...
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November 27, 2004

The Ugliest House Archetecture Known To Man

You just have to cruise over to Your Daily Prescott and see the picture of this new "house" that was built. Patrick does a spot-on, point-by-point ripping apart of what is wrong with the house pictured. I nearly choked on ...
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November 18, 2004

Ashcroft Loses Job To Mexican

Ahh, you just gotta love The Onion ...
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November 17, 2004

Heh

via Instapundit ...
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November 13, 2004

We're Not Sorry

The site werenotsorry.com was set up as a counter to that other site that had people holding signs saying they were sorry to the world that Bush was elected again. Here are a couple pics, go check it out. Click ...
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November 10, 2004

The Marines Birthday....boooorrrring!

There were a lot of people who did entries on today being the Marine Corp's birthday (for example you can see some here, here, here, here, here, here), but I ask you why we never celebrate the Navy's birthday. I ...
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The Islamic Army In Iraq Shoots Down U.S. Spyplane

Rusty at The Jawa Report did a story yesterday on The Islamic Army in Iraq having unmanned drones. Well now Rusty has an exclusive on The Islamic Army in Iraq shooting down an American spyplane, with an exclusive picture as ...
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November 08, 2004

Marines Hold Ben-Hur Chariot Race

Marines held a mock Ben-Hur chariot race on Saturday before they went into Fallujah last night. Ben-Hur is one of my favorite movies, I've probably watched it over 50 times. This sounds like fun to me. Yahoo/AP For U.S. ...
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November 07, 2004

Barack Obama Beats George Bush In Illinois Senate Race

There is picture to prove it at SlantPoint. ...
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November 05, 2004

My Endorsement For President

I now feel comfortable in making my endorsement for the President of the United States. I know I'm kind of late in getting around to it, but I figured better late than never. So here it is: George W. Bush! ...
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Sanrio Announces The Hello Kitty Massively Multiplayer Online Game

Sanrio has announced the creation of a competitor to the other Massively Multiplayer Online Games out there like Everquest, Asherons Call and Dark Ages Of Camelot. Their entry into the fray of hacking monsters and magical powers is Hello ...
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Trump Meets Kerry

Ace of Spades has a piece on Trump, Kerry and a new show called "The Candidate". Go check it out. ...
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October 30, 2004

See The Skulls Of The Candidates

That's right, you can see the actual skulls of the presidential candidates here. via Instapundit ...
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Monsters!

You gotta see this Korla Pundit: Infamous Monsters of Filmland just clicky click now. Tipped by: A Small Victory who also has a rather nasty warning letter to the teens in her neighborhood. Including John Wayne Bobbit-ing them. ...
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October 26, 2004

Hooters Opens In China

The first Hooters opened in China this week. Let me repeat that. The first Hooters opened in China this week. The oxymoron of the century has been implemented in the form of a restaurant chain. Now don't get me ...
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Before Sentencing Criminal To Life, Judge Throws Courtroom Party

A judge threw a party in her courtroom for the sentencing of a man to life in prison. CNN A judge threw a party complete with balloons, streamers and a cake to welcome a former fugitive back to her court ...
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October 22, 2004

Some Really Cool Pumpkin Carvings

There's some cool pumpkin carvings over at Blogs for Bush, go check 'em out real quick. ...
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October 21, 2004

Fidel Castro Falls, Breaks Arm And Knee [ Update, Video ]

Oh my God this is hilarious. Not that the man broke his arm and knee, but I saw the video on the news and it is funny. It's like right out of some Jerry Lewis movie. I'm gonna track ...
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October 20, 2004

Dungeons & Dragons, Four Chicks, Video Camera And Amateur Editing. What's Not To Like?

Wow, this is a cheesy video, but it kind of spurs your imagination on what amateur filmmakers really can do these days. Years back, Ray Harryhausen, the best special effects man of his day, used stop motion animation, clay and ...
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October 17, 2004

Jon Stewart On Crossfire

Wow! I just mean wow! I've seen some comments on the Jon Stewart appearance on Crossfire, but I finally got around to watching it. If you haven't seen it yet see the links below to download it. Stewart took ...
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October 14, 2004

Notes On The Debate From An Eight Year Old Girl

Poor, tired Jane over at Armies of Liberation fell asleep and missed the debates last night. Her astute eight year old daughter took up the banner and writes an insightful piece that shatters all the spin put forth. Head on ...
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October 08, 2004

Mexicans Sick And Tired Of Illegal Aliens Taking Their Jobs And Committing Crimes

This story is just hilarious! It seems Mexicans don't like illegal aliens in their country either. Christian Science Monitor Upwards of 1 million Mexicans are successfully crossing into the US each year, leaving behind a dearth of laborers. Increasingly, that ...
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October 07, 2004

So Who Should You Vote For? Take The Quiz

Here's a little quiz sponsored by AOL News and Time magazine. It runs you through the issues and then matches you according to the candidate best matching you on those issues. Here's my results: Thanks to Chad for linking to ...
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Bush Wins Re-Election!

Haha! Go check out this "professional" news website Say Anything (via Allah) caught posting a Bush win already! Screenshot and all. Rob at Say Anything has a retraction and there's an apology on their news site with the hilarious headline ...
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October 06, 2004

Hilarious Commentary On The Vice Presidential Debates

Man I almost cried while reading some of this stuff on Something Awful. Here's a little sampling of the commentary. In an effort to prove how strong he was, Cheney injected a syringe full of heroin into his heart. He ...
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October 01, 2004

Bush's Debate Notes Pilfered And Posted On Web

A group calling itself The Talent Show went up on stage after the debate and managed to pilfer George W. Bush's debate notes. Bush was seen scribbling through the debate and The Talent Show has provided an exclusive scanning of ...
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September 03, 2004

Scotland And Their Wacky Hamster Fur Coats

Ahh, what would make a PETA supporter more happy then a hamster fur coat? Apparently not one made of 100 hamsters as in this BBC article. The garments, made from the pelts of 100 hamsters, are being sold at House ...
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August 29, 2004

The Pedophile Peeing Dog

Ahh trips to the park with the kids, you have to love them. We enjoy going there and we take a long walk of about a mile down this jogging path to get there. We've seen lots of nature like ...
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August 12, 2004

I Found The Outsourcing Culprit

Outsourcing, the bane of evil in modern America. I believe in keeping jobs here in America. I'm willing to pay more to know that Americans are working before someone somewhere else is. I also call bullshit on all the globalization ...
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July 20, 2004

Peeing In The Shower

This survey article 42 Percent Of Americans Pee In The Shower claims the following: "... 42 percent urinate while bathing ... Finally, the scariest stat of all: 7 percent of Americans claim they never bathe at all" I do not ...
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July 02, 2004

Twisted Game

Hilariously twisted Shockwave game Five Finger Fillet. Check it out if you haven't already. ...
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June 11, 2004

My 10 Year Old Makes Me Laugh

Ahh...the look on the teachers face... ...
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May 09, 2004

Ummm...WTF!

Not me, I swear! ...
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